Rep. Joh Larson (D - Connecticut)

"I think we should begin an immediate amicus brief to say, 'Listen this is simply not fair to these employees'...They are federal employees."

- Commenting on government employees whose health care premiums are about to skyrocket as a result of ObamaCare mandates.

Screw that!  If the American people at-large are going to take it in the shorts, then so should the "federal employees"...Either that or we should all be given a break to match that of the "federal employees."

But if they did that ObamaCare would lose all semblance of being, because without the power to force us to buy health care - more than we need, at prices we can't afford - there is no such entity as ObamaCare...And since Larson was part of the leadership group which passed ObamaCare he should have known this was going to be an issue.  I'm assuming he was like the rest of his pals in Congress, though, and didn't bother to read it (let alone understand it) before voting on it.

Such is the genius of "pass(ing) the bill so you can find out what is in it." - San Fran Nan

Sen. Mary 'Louisiana Purchase' Landrieu (D)

"A smart fence, which is what Senator McCain and I want to build - since he’s from Arizona, I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different."

I love these elitist jerkoffs!

Hey Mary, you genius, which part of Canada does South Dakota share a border with?  Is it that great Canadian province of Montana?  Or Minnesota?  Or North Dakota, Wyoming, or Nebraska?  Or maybe that tiny sliver of border with Iowa?

It's bad enough when they talk down to us, but it's really rich when 'our betters' in D.C. talk down to us and do so ingnorantly...Thankfully, no matter what kind of "fence" they put up (even if it's chain link, wood plank, rope, or even chalk), it'll be at least as smart as Sen. Landrieu - and McCain.

Salon

"Why are there no gay Disney characters?"

- Salon is a Lefty website...Since I'm certain most have no idea what it is.

The answer to this ridiculous question is very simple:  Disney is in the money making business; with a target audience of children...Most parents don't feel the need to expose their kids to gay stuff, and if Disney made a show or movie with a gay character the show would be shunned by the general public.

Not that that answer will satisfy the 'in-your-face gay lobby.'

Spy-Master Barack Obama

"I think the American people understand that there are some trade-offs involved...It's important to recognize that you can't have 100 percent security and also then have 100 percent privacy and zero inconvenience...We're going to have to make some choices as a society. And what I can say is that in evaluating these programs, they make a difference in our capacity to anticipate and prevent possible terrorist activity."

Bush said it; Obama is saying it; and had Romney been elected he'd be saying it, as well.
 
Of course NSA spying offends my senses, but it is the world we live in - a dangerous world, where technology has the power to hurt and help us.  I also have no doubt our government is doing some super sketchy stuff, and I have no doubt it is unfortunately necessary...Because I have no doubt there are a lot of people who wish to do America harm.  A lot of people; millions and millions of people!

And that's just the Islamists, who are only one of the groups who would love to kill Americans - and I believe the NSA when they say they have thwarted some big plans to do so...Because I know the Islamists are at war with us - even if our Commander-in-Chief claims we aren't at war with them.

I just hope Obama's not stupid enough to believe his own propaganda on this matter...Luckily, his daily reports about our enemies probably overtake his narcissistic belief the Islamists would stop hating the U.S. after he became president.

And lets also not forget there are plenty of countries who would love to see the U.S. knocked down a few notches (Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, etc.)...We better pray our government is tracking these SOB's in and outside our borders.

The thing that really frustrates me is the double standard:  Good when Democrat, Bad when Republican.

"[The Bush] administration puts forward a false choice between the liberties we cherish and the security we provide.  I will provide our intelligence and law enforcement agencies with the tools they need to track and take out the terrorists without undermining the constitution and our freedoms" - Senator Obama (2007)

This is the kind of stuff that undermines our people more than anything:  Duplicitous politicians who will say or do anything to get elected or re-elected - pitting people against each other, creating straw-filled bogeymen, solely to get power themselves.

Lauryn Hill (Fugee'in Biotch)

"I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them.  I had an economic system imposed on me."

- Comment about receiving home confinement for failing to pay $500,000 in taxes.

Waaaah!  Poor, poor, rich-bitch Lauryn Hill.  She's made millions and millions of dollars in the U.S., yet she has the gall to cry about how unfair our economic system is...This POS has made more in her 37 years of life than most Americans will make in their entire life - but she's persecuted.

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME A BREAK, BITCH!

Quit with the slave talk, pay your damn taxes, and thank your lucky stars you're a 'popular musician', because if you were an Average Joe you'd not only be much poorer, but you'd get a much worse penalty than a couple months locked in your home for not paying your taxes.

Oh, and this is what she gets for supporting the most taxing president in American history - taxing in many more ways than the just the IRS...What did she think she'd get a tax waiver just because she's black?

Rep. Danny Davis (D - Illinois)

"You know, after listening to all of the discussion and reading all of the information that I've read, I am not convinced that this (Obama scandals - IRS, journalists, Benghazi, etc.), is a great big political conspiracy.  I would certainly admit that there has been some ineptitude, there has been some lack of serious management procedures used and adhered to."

Everything is relative, and compared to Rep. Davis' place of occupation he may be correct:  He works in the US Congress!  A pretty high bar for pathetic leadership.

A place where "political conspiracy", "ineptitude" and a "lack of serious management procedures" is the norm.

So maybe his comment about the Obama scandals is understandable:  Compared to the ones he deals with in his line of business they are nothing.

Guy (Who Becomes a Girl)

"You go girl!"

- Guy is a male character in a new cartoon called 'SheZow'...When he shouts out "You go girl!" he transforms into a crime-fighting girl super hero.

"You go girl!"  Can't beat a gender-bending cartoon, whose target audience is 2-11 year old children.

Coming off our wonderful Memorial Day holiday, spending time thinking about the amazing men and women who've given their lives for our country, one has to wonder if our degenerate culture deserves these heroes?  And nothing explains how far we've fallen than Hollywood sicko's going after kids with bizarro-world tranny toons.

I have no doubt WE deserve the culture we've chosen, but I doubt our forbearers would want to come back to it if they could.

Sen. John McCain (Untrustworthy)

"Isn't it a little bizarre...Basically what we are saying here on this (Republican) side of the aisle is that we don't trust our colleagues on the other side of the Capitol who are in the majority, Republicans."

Exactly Senator!  We don't trust the many of the Republicans in Congress - especially in the Senate - any more than the Democrats - anywhere.

"Let me be clear. I don't trust the Republicans.  And I don't trust the Democrats. I think a whole lot of Americans likewise don't trust the Republicans and the Democrats, because it is leadership in both parties that has gotten us in this mess." - Sen. Ted Cruz (R - Texas)

Again, exactly Senator!

Ted Gest (Washington D.C. Attorney General's Office)

"We took it into account that he saved this boy's life."

- "He" is a guy who used a gun in Washington D.C. to shoot a pit bull which was mauling a boy.

This guy is a hero!  Surely he's being treated like one, right?  Nah!  He has to pay a $1,000 fine for carrying a gun which wasn't registered in D.C.

You'd think he'd get a pass this time for saving a young boy's life, right?  Nah, no pass for this good deed.

"I don’t think he should be charged at all because it's an act of heroism." - Chris Speight (cousin of the boy)

The "hero" isn't some kind of criminal; he has no criminal record.  And his weapons are registered in next-door Maryland...But the morons in D.C. must get their pound of flesh.  Such is the il-logic in Loonyville, USA.

Thankfully, this "hero" chose to give his pound of flesh instead of walking away and letting the dog continue to take the little boy's.

Trumka, Dick (AFL-CIO Head)

"Walmart's recent announcement of a plan to hire returning honorably discharged veterans is more about public relations than honoring our heroes...After facing enemies abroad, is an $8.81 an hour part-time job the best we can offer returning veterans?"

Many things jumped out at me with these comments:

1.  When I got out of the Air Force I was desperate for a job.  I took the first one offered to me, even though the pay and hours sucked and I was working with a bunch of women and children - something I wasn't used to or trained for at all...I'm still with that same company almost 20-years later, and I am grateful my employer opened their arms to me.

2.  People can say whatever they want about Walmart, but Walmart is the biggest employer in the U.S. (outside of government, that is), with over 2 million employees.  Incredibly, 1 out of every 70 working Americans is working at Walmart...I'm sure many who work for Walmart might rather work elsewhere, but can you imagine where they'd be without Walmart?  Can you imagine how much worse the unemployment rate would be without this massive job creator?

3.  Is Trumka, Dick offering to find as many jobs for our war vets as Walmart?  I doubt it...He may be able to find a very small fraction of the amount Walmart is offering, and they will surely be at better than 8.81 an hour, but it will most definitely be less jobs for far less returning vets.

4.  The sad reality is in our current post-recession-presently-Obama-economy "an $8.81 an hour part-time job" may not just be "the best we can offer returning veterans", it may be the best we can offer most Americans.

5.  Hey Dick, unless you can do better quit ripping Walmart, or anyone offering jobs to vets - offering jobs to anyone, for that matter.

Lois Lerner (IRS Stooge)

"That was wrong.  That was absolutely incorrect.  It was insensitive and it was inappropriate...The IRS would like to apologize for that."

- "That" and "It" = The Internal Revenue Service flagging conservative political groups for additional review during the 2012 election season.

Nothing to see here folks.  It's only the most dreaded institution in America singling out specific political groups and individuals to harass...Nothing to see, indeed!

Why was an apology given?  Nothing happened here.

And Lois is wrong in saying "that" and "it" "was wrong", "incorrect", "insensitive" and "inappropriate".

What she should have said was "that" and "it" were 'ideological skulduggery, political intimidation, and under-handed BS of the highest order'...But what else would we expect from a branch of the Obama White House?

As bad as the IRS already is - as much as the American people hate it - just imagine the hanky panky the 'Revenue Stealers' will pull when they are the enforcement arm of ObamaCare.

AC 3/60

"_____________________"

- 'AC 360' is a CNN show, headlined by a guy named Anderson Cooper...Due to the show's poor ratings, I assume many have no idea what 'AC 360' is - though they may know Cooper from his fluffy daytime show.

The blank quote is the empty space filled by at least 57 of the 60 minutes in the show.  Don't get me wrong, there was plenty of talking, but for 57 minutes this program - which claims to be tough-hitting, serious news - talked about a skank who butchered her husband and three young ladies who were missing for years.

These were certainly interesting stories, but come on.

How about this for a story, today was the first time the survivors of the 9/11/12 Benghazi massacre told the 'real' story about what happened.  Not the story the White House made up about an anti-Islam video making a few guys go crazy, but the 'real' story about how our foreign service personnel begged for help, and were more or less left to die in the sands of Libya.

Now there's a story.  A massive cover up, the size of which we haven't seen since Watergate (or maybe Fast & Furious, which has been skipped over as well).  Except Americans actually died in Benghazi (and F&F), unlike Watergate...Not according to 'AC 360', however, which I'm sure mirrored the rest of the MSM.

I've always said the MSM doesn't out-and-out lie about stories that don't reflect their world-view.  They just ignore and bury them with salacious BS - fully knowing the majority of the American people are apathetic enough to be BS'd...It's a sad reality.  One the American people are more to blame for than the MSM, by the way.

That said, today I learned something about the 'AC 360' show.  I used to think '360' meant it covered all angles of the biggest stories (not really, but play along)...Now I know it stands for real news for 3 minutes out of 60.  The other 57 minutes is either propaganda spewing Liberal ideology, or garbage hiding things they don't want to talk about.  Which is why the show should rightly be called 'AC 3/60'

*Truth be told, the reason I am harping on 3 minutes is because I tuned into the show at 3 minutes, and assume 'AC' spent at least that 3 minutes going over the Benghazi story...In all actuality he may not have (probably didn't), and the show should be called 'AC 0/60'.

General Martin Dempsey (Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff)

"I think it's fairly common knowledge that our population of military-age young men who qualify for the military is declining."

This isn't necessarily a Liberal Quote (which is why it's in purple - instead of the normal commie-red), but it is a statement about the pathetic state of our Liberal society.

Too many young American men are pussies who've never been encouraged to compete or fight; and heaven forbid they've ever been given a gun or a knife...Instead we've raised a couple generations of fem-boys, who've been taught to subjugate their inner-male.  And if they dare to allow their maleness to come out they're instantly diagnosed as deviant, with ADD, having some kind of psychological disorder, etc.

Add on the problem of male drug addiction, health problems, lack of education and legal problems and it's no wonder there aren't enough 'good men' to fill out our military rolls...A sad state of affairs for our nation in deed.  One our enemies are watching, and will eventually prey on no doubt.

Anyone think the girls will be any better?

"There are existing standards - many of which haven't been dusted off in a very long time, many of which have been kind of narrowly focused just on physical standards, but without the companion piece of psychologically and intellectual standards." - Gen. M. Dempsey

Good luck with that.

Meg Lanker-Simons (Psycho Biotch)

"I want to hate f**k Meg Lanker-Simons so hard. That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it.  I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and shes gonna be a good Republican bitch."

Whoa.  That is harsh.  I can't believe some horrible Rightwinger would make such a terrible statement.

And who in the world is Meg Lanker-Simons?

Meg is just some run of the mill University of Wyoming student who identifies herself as 'a member of the University of Wyoming Gender & Women's Studies group as well as the school’s chapter of The Nonviolent Communist.'

A Commie-Fem...Great.

Wait a minute, this Libby Quote is attributed to Meg Lanker-Simons...Was that really Meg Lanker-Simons threatening to "hate f**k" Meg Lanker-Simons?

Yes it was...She pretended to be a Conservative Republican on a Facebook post, and made up a story about this person.

Yes she did!

And then she made up a response to the fake post from the fake poster about her real self:  "[The post is] disgusting, misogynistic, and apparently something the admins of this page think is a perfectly acceptable sentiment...Instead of focusing on how angry and turned on me ‘running my mouth’ makes you, perhaps you should listen instead. You might learn something."

Then some moron created a Facebook page supporting this lunatic:  Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent.

This woman should be sent to a mental institution...Instead there's an odds-on chance she becomes the next-big-thing on MSNBC.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - Searchlight)

"Government is not inherently bad; government is inherently good.  That's why we have a Constitution and that's what we direct the activities of this government based upon."

Unfortunately, government is a necessity in the human condition, because humans by nature are not good and need to be kept in check...That said, never in human history has government been considered "inherently good."

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington

"The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing." - John Adams

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"The essence of Government is power; and power, lodged as it must be in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse." - James Madison

Call me crazy, but I put a lot more faith in the way our first four presidents (actually our first 27) than the big-government lunatics we currently have in power.

Sadly, most of the fears about government are born out of one simple fact; a fact which is gripping our nation:

"Most bad government has grown out of too much government." - Thomas Jefferson

Chris Matthews (Disgrace II)

"[W]hat difference does it make why they did it."

- "they" being the Boston Bomber Boys.

Oh what a difference a week makes.

Before the world found out who bombed the Boston Marathon, Chris was all: 'We must find who did this and why it happened.  Why did a radical, racist, Whitey Righty kill all of these innocent people?'

Now that we know it was a pair of radical Muslims (at the minimum a pair) he's singing a much different tune:  "what difference does it make why they did it."

Sounds about right...The situation doesn't fit Matthews' hopes and dreams so now he's ready to move - move on to the next chance to attack his opponents.

Not that anyone watches MSNBC but keep him in mind every time you watch the Mainstream/Lamestream/Midstream Media, because all of them are little more than Chris Matthews carbon copies.

If anyone does happen to fall into the toilet next week and runs across the 'Matthews Show', let me know if he's gone completely off the edge and is starting to make excuses and feel sorry for the bombers...That would be funny if it wasn't so likely.

Chris Matthews (Disgrace)

“Normally, domestic terrorist people tend to be on the far right, although that’s not a good category.  Extremists, let’s call them that…Again, it’s an early situation, but looking at the Kennedy library, not something at Bunker Hill, not something from the freedom trail or anything that kind of historic, but a modern political figure of the Democratic party.  Does that tell you anything?”

Ahh, man!!  Why couldn't it have been some Rightwing, white guy?  Even better, why couldn't it have been some crazed honky, with an anti-Liberal blog, who's voted a straight (R)-ticket his whole life?

In other words, Chrissy would love it if someone like myself had been the bomber...You know this would be an ejaculatory event for ol' Christopher Matthews.

You know what this tells me?  It tells me Chris Matthews is a crank.  A crank who desperately wants one of these terrorists/mass murderers to be a Rightwinger - instead of the normal Muslim, anarchist, Left-leaning, mentally ill crazies they almost always are...A crank who has blinders and can only see his own hatred for anyone who doesn't fit his personal ideological mold.

Chris Matthews is a disgrace, and the fact MSNBC allows him to go on the air day-after-day with his disgraceful act shows what an equal disgrace MSNBC is...Not that anyone is watching.

But hey, at least Chrissy gets a partial win:  The bombers were white guys.

John King (CNN Rumor Monger?/Truth Teller?)

"I want to be very careful about this because people get very sensitive when you say these things. I was told by one of these sources, who is a law enforcement official, that this was a dark-skinned male. The official used some other words, I’m not going to repeat them until we get more information because of the sensitivities. There are some people that will take offense even at saying that."

- The 'darkie' in question was supposedly someone involved with blowing up the Boston Marathon.

Hey John, if the suspect truly is "a dark-skinned male" just say so.  Don't get all wobbly trying to avoid facts...There is nothing wrong with dark-skin, and I'm quite certain if the perp was a 'light-skinned male' he wouldn't jump through hoops trying to explain it away.

Also, John, regardless of the suspects skin color, how about fact checking your stories with Big Brother instead of passing them off on TV as the Gospel based solely on your "sources"?...Not that anyone believes much of what they hear from the media.  I'm just throwing this tip out to keep King and his reporter buddies from being smacked down - and having to get publicly scolded by their government minders:

"Contrary to widespread reporting, no arrest has been made in connection with the Boston Marathon attack. Over the past day and a half, there have been a number of press reports based on information from unofficial sources that has been inaccurate. Since these stories often have unintended consequences, we ask the media, particularly at this early stage of the investigation, to exercise caution and attempt to verify information through appropriate official channels before reporting." - Boston FBI

And yes, for those who didn't figure it out, I'm insinuating John King's 'scoop' was correct, but he was reeled in by the first part of the Government-Media-Complex.

Henry Chao (Centers for Medicaid and Medicare Services)

"Let's just make sure it's not a third-world experience."

- 'It' being the ObamaCare insurance exchanges.

Uhhhhhh...That's a little scary.

Americans aren't used to "third-world experience(s)" when it comes to anything.  I can't imagine they're going to like the idea of "third-world" insurance...Not even the poor.

Maybe I'm wrong, however.  Maybe Americans have downgraded their expectations to such a low that "third-world" is good enough...As long as the poor get something - even garbage - and the rich get less.

Barack 'The King of BS' Obama

"She's thoughtful, she's visionary, she's as tough as nails.  She's practical.  She never lets ideology cloud her judgment."

Let's play:  Guess Who 'BS' BO is talking about?

Michelle O?  Nah.  Hillary?  Nope. Blah, blah, blah?  Nope, not her either...Not that any of them fit his description - other than the "tough as nails" portion, that is.

"I could get a whole lot more done if Nancy Pelosi is Speaker of the House...And I want her once again as a fully empowered partner for us to be able to move our agenda forward."

YIKES!

Yes, that was screeching across America.  Cars driving off the road.  People vomiting in their mouths, etc., etc., etc...And no, it wasn't because of the sequestration.  It was because the 'King of BS' opened his pie hole.

'BS' BO has the audacity to claim Nancy Pelosi basically isn't nuts...And then he caps it off by saying America needs to give her the House gavel so the two of them can drive the country completely over the cliff...My goodness.

And yes, that BS is that a threat from 'BS' BO - it is a promise if Nancy returns to the big chair.

Barack 'The Finance Wiz' Obama

"Together, we can prepare young people to tackle financial challenges - from learning how to budget responsibly to saving for college, starting a business, or opening a retirement account."

Damn, I wish Barack Obama had been around when I was a kid to give me such sage financial advice...Things like:

1.  'Ok kiddo, here's the deal, go crack skulls on rich people and put the contents of their wallet in your piggy bank for a rainy day.'

2.  'Alright you young pup, I know you won't make more than you spend, so just look for a China-man to give you big ol' loans you have no intention of paying back.'

3.  'Young man, hear me well.  This is the best advice you'll ever get.  When times are tough and you can't pay for college or a business don't get down.  Never get down young man.  Hear me well, the key to financial success is buying lots of ink and cloth, and starting your own printing press.  Just go all Ben Bernanke and print greenbacks until your hopes and dreams are fulfilled.'

And if those three pieces of advice didn't do the trick I'd have to get a little desperate and follow his final word of advice:

4.  'Boy, I say boy.  Listen up.  Things may be tough, and you've followed my first three steps of financial advice to no avail, but here's one which never fails.  Sneak into a generous, open country and go on their welfare!  I'm sure they'd love throwing money at you and say you are simply there to do the work their people won't do.'

But I was born far too long ago for such genius advice.  Shucks!

University of Colorado at Colorado Springs (Rape Advisors)

"Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.  Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."

- Tips on how to get a rapist to back off.

I'm sure guys who rape women are really worried about their victims going potty or bleeding on them.  Threatening them with this 'torture' is a logical way to get them to stop...As far as STD's go, it's likely the rapists has a disease of their own, but shouting:  'Stop, I have the clap!' might work.

Sure it will.

I can tell you I would never advise my family or female friends to follow this ridiculous advice.  I'd tell them to carry mace and use it.  To gouge their keys or a pocket knife in the eyes and throat of a would be rapist.  Or even better - gulp, wait for it - carry a gun, and not only be proficient with it but be willing to use it...And use all of the above with lethal force!

I know that's radical stuff, telling a woman to actually defend themselves - rather than pissing on the guy or doing STD chants, but hey, I'm a radical guy.

On a side note, I used to live in Colorado, and over the past 20-years I've thought about moving back.  But something has gone very wrong and the state is becoming an adjunct of California.

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D - Storyteller)

"We're talking about millions of kids dying - being shot down by assault weapons.  This is not just a political issue, it's a moral issue."

It "is not just a political issue, it's a moral issue"...It is also BS!

The FBI hasn't finished its 2012 reporting, but I'm sure the numbers are close to 2011:  In 2011 323 murders were committed with a rifle - a rifle of any kind - and around 50 were children were murdered by rifles.

It is horrible for anyone to be murdered; murdered by an 'assault weapon'; murdered by a knife; murdered by being choked; murdered in anyway, shape or form...The death of an innocent human being is a terrible thing under any circumstance.

But it is ridiculous for Liberal fibbers to pull make-believe statistics out of their rectum simply to use them falsely to forward their political agendas - or worse...I realize 323 and 1,000,000 are very close statistics in the minds of those who make up and play with statistics, but in the real world comparing 323 to 1,000,000 is complete BS.  BS which Charlie is more than happy to spew, and is given leeway to do so as long as it is for what Liberals perceive to be for the public good.

Fact is, it is still BS; as is much of the 'commentary' we hear from Liberals.

Want to hear a truthful statistic about the 2011 FBI homicide report:  496 people were murdered by HAMMERS!

173 more people were murdered by hammers than by rifles - rifles of any kind...Yet, for some reason there is no outcry for banning hammers.  Hmmm???

Mayor/Overlord Micheal Bloomberg (N.Y. City)

"You wait, in five years, the technology is getting better, they’ll be cameras everyplace...whether you like it or not...The argument against using automation is just this craziness that 'Oh, it’s Big Brother.' Get used to it!'

- Commenting on government cameras (and probably drones) being everywhere watching the American people.

So says the guy who recently got slapped by a judge for banning 20oz soda's and Starbucks' venti frappa-crappa's.

Hey Bloomberg, no one is worried about "Big Brother."  What people are worried about is mini-me elitists wearing Uncle Sam hats being in our personal lives 24/7...And guess what Mighty Mike?  No one is ever going to like it, and they most definitely are never going to "Get used to it!"

Jerkoff!

David Fabrizio (Principal of Ipswich Middle School)

"The Honors Night, which can be a great sense of pride for the recipients' families, can also be devastating to a child who has worked extremely hard in a difficult class but who, despite growth, has not been able to maintain a high grade-point average."

- Ipswich is a school in Massachusetts.

This is sick!  Little wonder modern 'children'-'teens'-'young adults' have a hard time getting on in life.

Sure the economy sucks and life is hard, but that's not the problem.  The problem is too many of these kids are turds.  Turds who have been coddled and told how important they are.  Turds who have been sheltered from the hardships of life, and told competition is unfair.  Turd boys who've been taught they don't need to become men, and turd girls who've been taught they don't need men...Turds who will be crushed by life when the real world bitch-slaps their sorry ass after they finally move away from their parents - because they haven't been taught to compete or defend themselves, and to strive to achieve.

I guess I should say if they move away.

But hey, at least they have high self-esteem.  Good for them.

In case you think I don't get it and am being overly harsh:  I have a 19-year old who will be leaving home soon.  Hopefully :)

“Kids' Zone” (U.S. Department of Education)

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Our attitude towards ourselves should be 'to be satiable in learning' and towards others 'to be tireless in teaching.'" - Mao Zedong

- "Kids' Zone" is a website run by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES), part of the Department of Education's Institute of Education Sciences.

Whoa!  Since when is it copacetic to quote Mao in the halls of our Federal Government?

What's next Hitler and Stalin?  Heck, they were paupers when it comes to murder compared to Mao...But they weren't as quotable, I guess.

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Sorry there is no quote of the of the today."

- An update to the "Kids' Zone" site after they received bad press...Note:  The quote is exactly as they posted it.

Looks like someone pooped their pants, and got a little nervous about the American people seeing The Chairman's quotes showing up on a government website...A website designed for children, to boot.

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Upon the subject of education..." - Abraham Lincoln

- Final update to the page.

Ah, there we go; the third time truly was a charm, with a quote from a man worth quoting.

I'm sure this was all a mistake.  I'm sure Marx, Lenin, Mao, Che, etc., aren't regulars on this website.  Sure!

Don't trust me on this matter go check out the Buzzfeed link.

Barack 'The B.S. Artist' Obama

"[W]e don't have an immediate crisis in terms of debt.  In fact, for the next ten years, it's gonna be in a sustainable place."

Well, of course it is, Mr. President.  We can most certainly continue to roll up trillion dollar deficits every year...And by the year 2026 we'll only have $26 trillion in debt.

That's not only "sustainable," but we should add to the figure, and make it an even $30 trillion...Just for fun.  I mean, if life at $26 trillion in debt is so good, $30 trillion must be even better.  $300 trillion would probably be heaven on earth!

Of course this kind of 'sustainability' only works in the mind of Barack and his pals, but it sure sounds like a good idea when it flows from his serpented tongue.  So good the American people have been mesmerized into believing there really is a 'free ride' - better known as the Welfare State.

What a great world!  "Money for nothing and your chicks for free." - Dire Straits

In reality, however, we are on course to join the PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece, Spain) - as Cyprus has this week.  Meaning, we are not only on the verge of insolvency, but we are on the verge of becoming a profligate punch line.

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel

"We are conducting environmental impact studies for a potential additional GBI site in the United States.  While the administration has not made any decision on whether to proceed with an additional site, conducting environmental impact studies will shorten the timeline for construction."

- "GBI" = Ground Base Interceptors...The context is the North Korean threat to the U.S.

So many things come to mind with the SecDef's statement, but I'm going to highlight four items.

1.  Funny how when Ronald Reagan pushed this idea of GBI's it was mocked by the Left as 'Star Wars'...It's a great idea if Obama does it though.

2.  Funny how when G.W. Bush wanted to put 44 GBI's in Alaska the Left called him crazy and fought it...We currently have 30 GBI's, and Obama is putting 14 more up there.  Again, great idea when Obama does it.  Hopefully we don't need them before they are completed in 2017, but better late than never - I guess.

3.  The administration must really think North Korea is serious, otherwise there's no way they'd be putting the extra 14 GBI's in Alaska...I am at least thankful for this.

4.  Did Hagel really say we're going to have to wait for the EPA to determine if it's ok to put up more GBI's?  (Congress has advised at least four more be put in place.)  We are asking the EPA if it's ok to defend the nation against rouge nuclear nutters?

ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME????

Not even Hagel and Obama can be this stupid, can they?  What if the EPA rules the additional GBI's aren't environmentally friendly?  Are we going to sit around naked waiting to be hit?  ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME????

Brigham and Women's Hospital (Boston, Mass.)

"[O]ne area that is only beginning to be recognized is the striking interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities...It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic."
 
- Statement in the hospital's $1.5 million federal grant statement.
 
$1.5 million to find out why upwards of "three-quarters" of lesbians are fat chicks; really fat, obese chicks?

Our government is broke, yet they have the cash to fund this garbage?  I'll do this study for free...I will take tips, however.
 
Let me start out with a personal examination about male and female sexuality - after decades of watching real people (straight, gay and otherwise):  Women are much more of a moving target when it comes to sexuality than men are.  In general, men are either straight or gay.  Not so much for women...I'm sure I lost some already, but that's too bad.

Here's another comment from the 'grant statement', which will help with my pro bono work: "In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males."

With that, lets get back to my thesis.  Remember, I'm saving the taxpayer $1.5 million with my gratis examination of human nature.

Men (straight or gay) don't like super fatties (women or men)...As a matter of natural selection, hetero women have a better chance of finding a mate if they aren't obese.  Same for gay men.
 
This is why there are so many obese lesbians:  In general, men don't want them.  Their choice is a life without a partner, or with another woman...It's not a matter of 'lesbians being obese.'  It's a matter of 'obese women being lesbians.'
 
I know that sounds harsh, but it isn't meant to be...It is simply a statement of probability; probable reality.  Which is a lot better than we are sure to get from the $1.5 million mis-investment to B&W Hospital.

Glad to do my part for the 'Sequestration.'  Now defund this ridiculous grant.

Susan Wright (Schall Elementary School Principal)

“Our commitment is always to our children and creating a safe place for them to learn, grow and have respectful dialogues about their differences.”

- Part of a statement after harassing a 9-year old and his parents who brought cupcakes to school for the child's birthday...The cupcakes had small toy army soldiers on them.

"A safe place to learn"?

Let's see, it is 'unsafe' for kids to get cupcakes with toy soldiers on them...And no, it's not because the 9-year olds might put the toys in their mouth and choke, or even worse because the cupcakes were homemade (those with school-age kids will get that one).  The problem is because the toy soldiers had - wait for it.

The toy soldiers has little toy guns attached to them.

OH MY!!!  THE HORROR!  Toy soldiers, with toy guns.

"have respectful dialogues about their differences."

Who is this principle kidding?  There is no "dialogue about their differences."  Kids in school have two choices:  1.  Accept the Liberal propaganda that's shoved down their throat.  2.  Shut up.

There is no "dialogue,"  unless you submit to said propaganda, that is.

We are raising a generation of complete lunatics - not to mention mush-heads who can't read or think...These kids aren't even allowed to see an image of a gun, yet they are expected to accept little boys wanting to go potty in the little girls room.

Which will surely lead to big boys wanting to go peepee in the big girls room, but I digress.
As a nation, we are out of control.  We have turned everything upside-down, made things that are good to be bad, made things that are bad to be good, and made things that are absolutely nothing to be huge issues...Worst of all, we are completely mind-fucking our children with insane PC BS.

Sean Penn(cil Head)

"I mourn a great hero."

- The "hero" in question is Hugo Chavez.

"Chavez's death is not the end of an era but the start of an incalculable crisis given the mess he created and leaves behind: a nation with no rule of law, with drug kingpins running the army, former guerillas running the government, and a civil society that has been hollowed out by 14 years of non-stop harassment and persecution." - Thor Halvorssen (Venezuelan human-rights advocate)

Penn is a complete tool, and for the life of me I can't figure out why he had such a flirtatious love for Hugo...He couldn't possibly think Chavez created a blissful utopia in Venezuela for his people.  Besides what Halvorssen saying being true, Hugo didn't just make the people of Venezuela poor, he made himself rich stealing from them; dying with an approximate $2 billion.

Maybe Penn was envious of Hugo's power, or maybe it was simply Chavez's hatred of the U.S...Either way, calling Hugo "great" or a "hero" of any kind is a farce, and shows Penn for the ignorant disgrace he is.

Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso said it best:  "(Y)ou are a communist, Sean Penn!..You’re a communist asshole!"